iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

anxius:

if you don’t recognize trans women as real women and trans men as real men get the fuck away from me

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twenyonepilots:

my favorite part of the show is introducing my best friend, Josh Dun

twenyonepilots:

my favorite part of the show is introducing my best friend, Josh Dun

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notpetewentz:

andy needs to fucking calm down with these pictures like #realtalk i am feeling so personally attacked by this update

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shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE

thecsph:

Using cute-ness and friendly-ness to get the point across!

thecsph:

Using cute-ness and friendly-ness to get the point across!

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So yeah. Haven’t been on in awhile.


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codeinewarrior:

woodmeat:

wat the fuck do snoop be doin??

livin

codeinewarrior:

woodmeat:

wat the fuck do snoop be doin??

livin

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nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

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