dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via foreverayoungblood)


sknorrblog:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

ok but imagine a society where all the engineering was done with pool noodles. everything made out of pool noodles. society of pool noodles. 

(via mal-luck)


silly-luv:

♡ find your best posts on my blog ♡

silly-luv:

♡ find your best posts on my blog ♡

(via mirrorsstartowhisper)



paralysing-sadness:

When you can sit there and just feel your sadness or suicidality, and think ‘I’m used to it’. Nobody should be used to that. Nobody deserves that, as much as we may think otherwise.

(via mirrorsstartowhisper)


nothing personal + snaps (pt. 1)
(pt. 2)

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hkirkh:

omgbuglen:

Sand cat kitten, my heart just melted

Must catch this pokemon.

hkirkh:

omgbuglen:

Sand cat kitten, my heart just melted

Must catch this pokemon.

(via mirrorsstartowhisper)


zonerunners:

We’re not much poets, but criminals

zonerunners:

We’re not much poets, but criminals

(via brendonbottoms)


wecameassickcunts:

do you just stare at someone’s lips & get a massive urge to just make out with them.

(via fallinginlovewillkillme)


drake & josh

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

mrgreeneyes:

nakoshi:

nakoshi:

ummmmcool:

right

i don’t think i’ve ever laughed harder at a single line

#when porn dialogue is so bad it’s good

chris what are you talking about that delivery was oscar worthy

Timmy.

Jason.

Timmy.

(via itsjustfirealarms)



eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

(via broadway-lover1)


lildarkvixen:

"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"

(via thnksfrthpunkrock)


sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)