Hi, so I'm a walking failure and I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
"you’re obsessed with your mental illness"
i know right? it’s almost like it impacts every part of my life
"it’s all in your head"
I know right? it’s almost like it’s a mental illness
"It’s a bit cold out"
I know right? it almost like someone forgot to close the god damned door
|iPhone user:||I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6|
|Android user:||Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else|
|iPhone user:||I just like this pho-|
|Android user:||The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*|