efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

(via 50shadesofspoooky)


officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

(via zeebles)


overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

(via myfrankensteinromance)


religiousmom:

when somebody shares TWO of your weird interests

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(via i-think-i-just-accidentally)


territorialcreep:

your phone is captain America

(via just-a-penis-with-a-dream)


wackyshenanigans:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.

(via mal-luck)


bifacts:

Fact: Unlike their pansexual counterparts, bisexuals can’t see into the future, however they can hear into the future. Supposedly, the next Arctic Monkeys album is pretty decent.

(via odetowentz)


thelongandwindingrefn:

*does something incredibly stupid or embarrassing* well, one day we’ll all be fucking dead. Everybody dead. We’ll all die. Fucking dead. Everyone. Fucking everyone gone. No more bad times.

(via i-think-i-just-accidentally)


Some legends are told
Some turn to dust or to gold
But you will remember me
Remember me for centuries

(via bulletserafrank)


(via glittergoths)


thatnerdygamergirl:

elijahkrantz:

when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON

No they don’t. Where would they learn that? Not in school.

(via myfrankensteinromance)


bunsen:

me walking into school

bunsen:

me walking into school

(via myfrankensteinromance)


thnksfrthspooks:

defend-pop-crunk:

blue suits are the new face of emo

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(via deansimpalaandpies)


jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

(via myfrankensteinromance)